I’m Embarrassed to be an American
Live from inside, Day Five. For the first time in my life I am embarrassed to be an American. And I didn’t vote for the old man either time so it’s not on me, but the head honcho does represent the whole group of us, right? So let me reiterate, the old man does NOT know what to hand off. Everyone here in the white’s house isn’t gearing up for a transition of power, but they are gearing up to leave. There isn’t a soul on this side of the house that doesn’t think the gig is up in January. Nobody is working on the transfer of power though, and the team I am with here is supposed to be documenting a process that isn’t happening. At all.
Right now we are just interviewing low end staffers, who have been pawned off on us with no clue what they are doing or why. And we were scheduled to sit down with the VP, Pencil D, but it looks like that is off. He didn’t cancel on us, but he is going on vacation. We found out via the news and when we called over to his place, he was gone. He is gone. It’s not a joke either. The man who was put in charge of the Covid Task Force is going on vacation as Covid hammers the heartland. Pencil D’s own state of Indiana has hospitals begging for Governor Holcomb to shut it down, and nothing is being done. Indiana is on fire, and Pencil Dick is heading to the beach for a little sun time so he can see a man without a shirt on. I guess with how rampant the bug is here in the white’s house, I don’t blame him, it’s just, uh, fucking insane? 240 thousand Americans dead, and there’s no plan, and this c*c&$uc&e* is doing what? Vacation?
Imagine if Jim Lovell, Apollo 13, said, “Houston, we have a problem!” And the NASA guys in Houston responded, “ Well, we’d like to help you but we are gonna go hit the beach for a few days. Good luck!”
This is as un-American as anyone can get. Not that old Pencil Dick gives a flying fuck. Most Americans don’t know that this isn’t his first go around failing with a deadly disease. This round two of failure, see back when Pencil D was Governor of Indiana, he had to deal with an HIV outbreak, and he failed so badly 200 Americans were infected in one small bodunk county. All because of the Pencil Dick, he couldn’t handle one county in the year 2013 with HIV. How in the hell could he handle the spread of a novel virus across the entire country? And who thought it was a good idea to put him in charge, oh yeah…
Imagine if General Eisenhower told his troops, “Well, good luck figuring out how to storm those beaches in Normandy. I’m going up to Ireland to drink heavy and screw some of the black Irish broads.”
It’s unprecedented. And again, freaking embarrassing to be an American.
So write this down, the old man does not know what to do with this handoff. Pandemic? Transfer of Power? What’s that thing over here? You’re Fired! Get the fuck up out of the white’s house and no you don’t get to carve your name in the desk in the oval. 70 million Americans said, NOPE. Nobody voted for Sleepy Joe, we voted you out.
And it’s like he’s walking around the place looking for the part of the ‘government’ to hand off, and he knows if he does find it, he’s not gonna hand it off to Sleepy Joe, no, he’s gonna hide it! If he can just find it. He doesn’t have a clue. Mainly, he just doesn’t want to lose his twitter account. That’s his real power. And vice. If you think your Aunt Becky is addicted to facebook, the old man’s is similar but instead a crack and crackhead.
All he cares about is the optics. That’s all the old man is ever worried about. That’s why he wears the makeup and uses the spray on tan and why he has the hair plugs. It’s Hollywood. He wants to appear as if he is a fighter, but he doesn’t want to fight. He will send in the attorneys and see if they can flip it and if he happens to slip, fall into being offered 4 more years, he will take it. He’s got it figured out now, he can golf and make money by having the dumb tax payers pay his clubs. And since it’s on that dime, run it all up. He can tweet, make some executive decisions, feel important, and have everybody continue to kiss his ass. The same shenanigans that we’ve seen for 4 years.
And if his boys don’t flip the election, he will run his butt down to Florida, tweeting the whole time. He’s the new age telephone tough guy, the loser with the anonymous username writing the youtube comment, the white 12 year old on Xbox live talking about your mother and dropping the N word. The guy who says, “real talk.” Ask Andre 3 stacks. The old man is as fake as a flea market belt.
And he’s also a narcissistic. He photoshops his own mug onto the cover of Time Magazine, and then hangs it up in his golf clubs. When people ask him about the cover, he makes up a lie. Whatever he wants. He has no rules, follows no rules so nothing matters to him.
In his own head, he’s the star quarterback, dating the babe, and the other babes all want him, he’s the most popular, all the homies love him, even the black dudes think he’s cool as a shade tree. Nobody will ever fight him or he will kick ass. He gets straight A’s without studying, and he is also the class clown. That’s not reality though.
In reality, he pays for pussy, he can’t even throw one pitch down the strike zone, nobody likes him, and of course he can’t fight, have you heard him talk? And he’s dumb enough to stare at the sun. And of course the black dudes don’t like him, he’s a racist who thinks he’s better because he was born with a silver spoon up his ass.
His own head and reality never met. He keeps falling up, and thinks tripping on his own feet is a talent. In his case it might be, but he didn’t have plans to not hand over the government because again, he doesn’t have anything to hand off.
He only came up with the idea after he heard it on the flat screen he moved into the oval to watch himself. Now he just loves the ratings of it. His own name in lights is always the end goal. The optics of a tough guy.
Fake. Claiming to be a G, but no G ever claimed to be. That’s why he won’t admit he lost to Sleepy Joe. He never will. And he knows Sleepy Joe is the real fighter. Sleepy Joe might not win every fight, but nobody likes to fight him. He will leave his mark even if you kick his ass.
And who knows if Sleepy Joe would be a good president. Nobody really voted for him thinking about that. But the whole world is laughing at us for electing the one idiot who wouldn’t even pass a high school government class. It’s an embarrassment to who we are as Americans.
So Day 5 recap, no briefing again, no meetings with Pencil D later this week, but no Covid yet.
There’s no trenches being built, no wall being put up around the white’s house, it’s already secure AF, and there’s no mad rush to burn papers and shit. Not yet anyways. Everyone is looking for a new job and repeating, “it’s a terrible job market right now.” Yeah, no fucking shit. Do they think I want to be here working around them as they aren’t wearing masks during a fucking global pandemic that they won’t even acknowledge even though all the literature on the virus is two feet away from them? (I don’t want to be here, but bills, student loan payments, credit cards to pay off credit cards because I’m fiscal and what not.) And these are the knuckleheads who could have been doing something about the job market now just complaining about it. The only fucking ones who could have done a damn thing!
None of these guys and ladies here in the white’s house that I’ve spoken with are gonna stay and fight it out like the Alamo. They are more upset that the spiced latte isn’t available or whatever. These are mostly the children of the ‘can I see the manager’ moms and their dad’s a racist, pervert POS who can only tolerate the blacks when they are on the football team he likes. They don’t stand for anything accept being white which they had no control over.
At this point the running joke is the last one will turn off the lights. But trust me when I say this, nobody knows where the light switches are. And there is only one Hail Mary that has a chance that is getting any discussion. It’s mostly bullshit, and it sounds like a ‘how do we get out of class for senior skip day since we don’t want to really skip and risk getting in trouble type of plan.”
It’s a pull the fire alarm type of hogwash that won’t work, and I will break it down in my next blog. Tonight, I am going to bed!
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So I’m Gunner Bush, a liberal fuck, and remember liberals love America. Shit we are Americans so if you hate liberals, who are Americans, you hate Americans? How American is that.
And remember children, turn off the Faux News.
